December 2009
5 posts
My Avatar Review
Avatar is this movie that came out and while it wasn’t Avatarrific, it wasn’t Avatarrible either. Ha Ha Ha. It was about this soldier named Jake Sully who goes into this sleep deprivation tank thing and then can control an alien version of himself. One time when he wakes up in the tank after being an alien for a while, he thinks, “What the hell are you doing, Jake?”
Do you...
Is Brooke Shields The Biggest Celebrity Around...
I went to the doctor today (don’t worry - they were just taking hair samples so they could make a clone with robot body parts so I can have a decoy with the ability to smash guns in his hands) and Brooke Shields was everywhere!
Man, Brooke Shields is the coolest. Also, is it just me or are my eyelashes not full enough? You guys ever notice that?
How Iron Man Could Have Been Even Better
Two days ago I watched the Iron Man 2 Trailer so yesterday I watched Iron Man. I had never seen it before! I’m so out of touch! All the kids were always saying “Homie, why you acting like Obadiah Stane?” and I was like, “Whaaaat.” But now I know.
Anyway, this movie: it was great. Right? But here’s the thing - it would have been so much better if Iron Man...
Me & She & Him
Last January I was really into this album Volume One by She & Him. It came out in March, 2008 but I didn’t get around to downloading it until New Years Eve. Anyway, I could not stop listening to it and I thought it would be cool to see if I liked it even more throughout 2009. So on New Years Day I went to the tattoo shop and had them make a giant set of X and Y axes on my back. Every day...
Welcome To The Party, Pals
I hope this Tumblr is half as fun as my rock tumbler. Can’t expect the results to be as POLISHED though. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTTA write that in the margins of my joke book.