January 2011
5 posts
White Cat In: Greaser Cat Returns!
I normally don’t post comics here but I finished a really long White Cat story (20 pages!!) that I’m really proud of. You should check it out! It’s right here, a prologue is right here, and a page full of older White Cat stories is right here.
The Results Of Your MASH Came In And They're Not...
Hi, my name is Dr. Smervin and I’ve got your MASH results back from the lab. Let’s just get down to it: you’re going to be living in a shack. I know. I’m sorry.
The next bit of bad news is that you’re going to be driving a mattress on a skateboard. No, I’m not sure I understand the logistics of that either, but it is what it is.
I know you had your sights set...
An Important White House Cabinet Meeting...
Washington D.C. | The White House | The Cabinet Room | 4:04 P.M.
President Barack Obama: Okay, cabinet, let’s go around and talk about any news we have. Secretary Vilsack?
Secretary of Agriculture Thomas Vilsack: I just returned from my trip to northeast California and- excuse me, but why is there an 11 year-old girl here?
Mr. Obama: Who? Lindsey?
Secretary of Hunks Lindsey Kimbler: [looks...
We Were Changed Men When We Returned From The...
Col. Adams and his wife Barbie joined their friends Tina and Jordy for dinner to celebrate his return from Iraq. After taking a bite of his pig with an apple in its mouth, the colonel continued one of his famously hilarious wartime anecdotes.
“…but I told Barbie, ‘After living with you, boot camp is a piece of cake!’”
Everyone laughed because Barbie’s a real...
Regrets: A Short Story
The writer of “Sabrina Through The Looking Glass,” that episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch where everyone ate the giant flan, could not believe that her parents had bought her a time machine for her birthday. She read over the card one more time: “This machine can only be used once. Make the most of it.”
She thought about every wrong she could right. She thought about...