What You Think When You Maybe See Steve Zahn At The Bagel Place
A bearded man enters wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses.
“Wait, who is that guy? Is that Steve Zahn?”
He orders some bagels.
“Is he too short? Steve Zahn seems like he would be short.”
He pays with exact change, which he had ready in his hand.
“This guy’s in a rush…’Zahn in Sixty Seconds.’”
He leaves before you can figure out if he was Steve Zahn.
“I’ll just tell people it was him.”
A few minutes pass.
“Heh heh, ‘Zahn in Sixty Seconds.’”
