A Completely Original Song I Wrote About Mia Thermopolis, The Princess Of Genovia And Main Character Of The Princess Diaries Okay Well Maybe It’s Not Totally Original Because My Bud Thom Yorke Did A Version A Bunch Of Years Ago But Then He Was Like, Hey Ben This Is Just A First Draft Take This Song To Strange New Places And Make It Your Own And Like A Billion Times Better
Thermopolis, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He’s like a detuned radio
Thermpolis, arrest this girl
Her Hitler hairdo is
Making me feel ill
And we have crashed her beach party where she sings “Stupid Cupid.”
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you mess with the kingdom of Genovia
Thermoplis
I’ve given all I can
It’s not enough
I’ve given all I can
But we’re still on the payroll of your grandmother, the honorable Clarrisse Renaldi
This is what you get
This is what you get
This is what you get when you don’t cross your legs at the ankles and wave like a princess
And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself in the eyes of Josh, the popular boy
For for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself
Phew, for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself in the eyes of Hector Elizondo
