Breakup
Rebecca: I don’t think Brian is dealing with the breakup very well.
Melissa: Breakups are hard. Is he bugging you?
Rebecca: No, he just hooked up his Spotify to Facebook and I can see everything he’s listening to. Like, look at this:
5:43 Brian Stanger listened to “Why I Cry” by The Magnetic Fields on Spotify
5:48 Brian Stanger listened to “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake on Spotify
5:52 Brian Stanger listened to “Cryin’” by Aerosmith on Spotify
Melissa: Yeesh.
Rebecca: Yeah, and it keeps going.
6:32 Brian Stanger listened to “I Miss You Rebecca” by Brian Stanger on Spotify
6:35 Brian Stanger listened to “I Don’t Know What To Do Without You Rebecca” by Brian Stanger on Spotify
6:41 Brian Stanger listened to “Seriously My Life Is In Ruins Without You Rebecca. I Don’t Care About Anything Anymore. I Pee In The Shower All The Time Now” by Brian Stanger on Spotify
Melissa: Are those songs that he recorded about you?
Rebecca: Yeah, I mean, I don’t like the pee part but I guess it’s pretty impressive that he did all that.
Melissa: Look, there’s more.
7:04 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:08 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:12 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:16 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:20 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:24 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:28 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:32 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
Melissa: Okay, that’s super weird.
Rebecca: Oh my God.
Melissa: I think he’s really lost it.
Rebecca: No, he hasn’t lost it at all.
Melissa: That is objectively some extremely unhealthy behavior.
Rebecca: No, that was our song. He remembered our song.
Melissa: Are you serious?
8:07 Brian Stanger is in a relationship with Rebecca Lewis