Ben Rosen

Breakup

Rebecca: I don’t think Brian is dealing with the breakup very well.

Melissa: Breakups are hard. Is he bugging you?

Rebecca: No, he just hooked up his Spotify to Facebook and I can see everything he’s listening to. Like, look at this:

5:43 Brian Stanger listened to “Why I Cry” by The Magnetic Fields on Spotify
5:48 Brian Stanger listened to “Cry Me A River” by Justin Timberlake on Spotify
5:52 Brian Stanger listened to “Cryin’” by Aerosmith on Spotify

Melissa: Yeesh.

Rebecca: Yeah, and it keeps going.

6:32 Brian Stanger listened to “I Miss You Rebecca” by Brian Stanger on Spotify
6:35 Brian Stanger listened to “I Don’t Know What To Do Without You Rebecca” by Brian Stanger on Spotify
6:41 Brian Stanger listened to “Seriously My Life Is In Ruins Without You Rebecca. I Don’t Care About Anything Anymore. I Pee In The Shower All The Time Now” by Brian Stanger on Spotify 

Melissa: Are those songs that he recorded about you?

Rebecca: Yeah, I mean, I don’t like the pee part but I guess it’s pretty impressive that he did all that.

Melissa: Look, there’s more. 

7:04 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:08 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:12 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:16 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:20 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:24 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:28 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify
7:32 Brian Stanger listened to “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex on Spotify

Melissa: Okay, that’s super weird.

Rebecca: Oh my God. 

Melissa: I think he’s really lost it.

Rebecca: No, he hasn’t lost it at all.

Melissa: That is objectively some extremely unhealthy behavior.

Rebecca: No, that was our song. He remembered our song.

Melissa: Are you serious?

8:07 Brian Stanger is in a relationship with Rebecca Lewis