The Bombardier
Infamous supervillain, The Bombardier, addresses his henchmen in his lair.
The Bombardier: Great work, team, on another successful diabolical mission. Please, join me at the bar after work for happy hour. I promise it’ll be…a blast.
Henchman: Hold on, are we blowing it up? Did I miss that?
The Bombardier: No, we’re just going to have a good time. We’re off the clock, boys.
Henchman: You did say “blast” like you’re going to explode it.
The Bombardier: It’s a common expression.
Henchman: Well, yeah, but you’re whole gimmick is that you blow stuff up, so not that farfetched.
The Bombardier: That’s crazy. We’re going to go, have a great time, relax. Plus, I hear the drink specials are…to die for.
Henchman: Okay, are you sure you’re not going to kill us? We realize we’re pretty expendable.
The Bombardier: Why would you even ask that? You’re my henchmen! Love you guys!
Henchman: You just hit “to die for” pretty hard, that’s all.
The Bombardier: It’s another expression! Why can’t I say these things? Is it because I’m evil? That’s not fair.
Hechman: Just making sure.
The Bombardier: Great. So I’ll see you there at 7, at which point I will…murder you.
Henchman: Come again?
The Bombardier: I’m just kidding! Come on, let’s go party!
Then they all went to the bar and he totally blew them up.
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