Q&A
-Hey everyone, I can’t thank you all enough for coming to the screening. I was lucky to be part of a fantastic cast - it’s a small miracle that a movie as challenging as this got made and we’re very proud of it. Now I’d like to turn it over to you all for questions. Yes, you, sir.
-Yeah, what was your character’s last name?
-Uh, Robertson. Anybody else? You again?
-And you really filmed it in St. Petersburg?
-In and around St. Petersburg.
-And your character died at the end?
-Yes, that was the whole crux of the third act. Listen, I can answer anything about the film, the production of the film, anything, but you can find most of those answers online.
-And your character was an architect?
-Yes.
-And do you remember any parts of the script that caught your attention when you first read it?
-Yeah, you know, great question, it’s funny you should ask that-
-No, I was actually asking my wife that question. About a different script.
-Seriously?
-And what was up with that preview for Battleship?
-I’m not in that.
-And do you know when they’ll get more red Icee mix in stock?
-No.
-And do you validate parking?
-This is unbelievable. Security, can you escort this man away? What’s your name, sir?
[dramatic pause as he rises from his seat]
-A.O. Scott.
-Whooooooooooa.
-Nah, different A.O. Scott.
The End
