DJ Fringe
10:00: WHAT UP, IT’S YOUR BOY DJ FRINGE TAKING OVER HOT 97 FOR THE NEXT HOUR! I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE READY FOR THIS, NEW YORK! I’M COMING AT YOU WITH THAT NEW CAM’RON! LET’S GO!
10:08: OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS A GAME? YOU KNOW I’M GONNA HIT YOU WITH THE FRESHEST IN HIP-HOP AND R&B! BUT DJ FRINGE ALSO KNOWS WHAT’S POPPIN ON YOUR TELEVISION SET! I’M TALKING ABOUT FRINGE ON FOX! NOW LET’S GET SOME YOUNG JEEZY COMING OUT YOUR SPEAKERS! GET YOUR’S, NEW YORK!
10:15: I SHOULD MENTION THAT FRINGE AIRS AT 9 EASTERN ON FRIDAYS! BEFORE YOU HIT THE CLUB, ENJOY THE HOTTEST SCI-FI PROCEDURAL ON NETWORK TELEVISION! CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP HERE ON HOT 97! LIL KIM COMING UP NEXT! P.S. THAT’S 8 CENTRAL!
10:23: TWITTER FAM, I SEE YOU’RE SUGGESTING THAT MAYBE I AM AN INTEGRATED FOX MARKETING CAMPAIGN BUT I CAN NEITHER CONFIRM OR DENY! DJ FRINGE IN THE BUILDING!
10:28: JOSHUA JACKSON FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, EMMY VOTERS! NOW BACK TO THESE DOPE TRACKS!
10:31: YOU THINK I’M REALLY A FOX PLANT TRYING TO REACH A NEW DEMOGRAPHIC? A-HA! YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE, NEW YORK! I’M GOING TO STOP CALLING ATTENTION TO THIS POSSIBILITY!
10:37: THE PHONE LINES ARE HEATING UP BUT I CAN ONLY ASSUME YOU ALL WANT TO PRAISE MYSELF AND FRINGE ON FOX! CAN’T LET MY HEAD GET BIG, GOTTA STAY ON MY GRIND! THANKS FOR THE LOVE!
10:42: YOU’D BE SURPRISED AT THE LEVEL OF COMPLEXITY IN THE FRINGE MYTHOLOGY CRAFTED BY SHOWRUNNER JEFF PINKER AND HIS TALENTED STAFF! DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!
10:51: YO LET’S STOP USING THE HASHTAG #FIREDJFRINGE AND START USING #FRINGEONFOX OR #WHOARETHEOBSERVERS!
10:59: MY TIME IS UP! GOTTA GET BACK TO THE CRIB AND POP IN ONE OF MY FRINGE DVDS FROM SEASONS 1-3! $40.49 ON AMAZON! LOVE EACH OTHER, NEW YORK, JUST LIKE PETER BISHOP AND OLIVIA DUNHAM!
11:00: Hey, this is Funkmaster Flex. Just want to say that the preceding hour in no way represents the views of Hot 97 or its parent company, Emmis Communications. I sincerely apologize and assure you Joshua Jackson will never again be spoken of on this station. MOVING ON, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! FUNK FLEX!
