The 2012 Bar/Bat Mitzvah Guide Has Arrived
I saw this bad boy as I was leaving the supermarket, and no, I am not talking about myself, even though “bad boy” is basically a synonym for Ben Rosen at this point. I’m talking about that 2012 Bar/Bat Mitzvah Guide! Let’s take a look inside!
Hopefully there are lots of middle school girls passing this magazine around at slumber parties and Hebrew School Youth Group functions and talking about which of these boys they think is the cutest.
“I like how the boy in the middle doesn’t need braces, but I wish he would put on a right glove and a cool hat.”
“I agree, Elisheva.”
Budding journalists: this is an example of a lede that immediately grabs you by the throat and doesn’t let you take a breath until you reach the finish line.
Big ups to writer Aron Moss for tackling both lollies and the venom of a child’s words in a single paragraph.
What’s the over/under on how many people this kid is going to murder in his lifetime? It’s at least in the double-digits, right?
