Ben Rosen

A Report From The Supermarket At Midnight

Recently I was in a Ralphs late at night and the only other people there were older men in sweatpants pushing carts full of nothing but SoBe Lifewaters and Cliff Bars. Coldplay’s “The Scientist” came on.

A list of songs that would have made things more depressing is as follows:

  1. Johnny Cash’s “Hurt” cover

END OF LIST. 

Get it together, Ralphs.

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