Eminem And Bruno Mars Collaborate On A Hit Song
Eminem: Man, I would do anything for a hit single.
In a puff of red smoke, Bruno Mars appears.
Bruno Mars: Maybe I can help you with that.
Eminem: You’d write me a hit song?
Bruno Mars: I don’t know how to write anything BUT hit songs.
Eminem: I’ll take one.
Bruno Mars shows him a contract.
Bruno Mars: It’ll cost you YOUR SOUL.
Eminem: You drive a hard bargain…but fine.
Eminem signs it. Bruno Hands him the hit song’s sheet music.
Eminem: The bad news for you, Bruno Mars, is that I already sold my soul to MTV in the late 90s.
Bruno Mars: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eminem: Tricky Em tricks em again. See you at the American Music Awards!
Bruno Mars: Wait just a minute, Marshall - you didn’t read the fine print. If you have no soul to give, I receive 75% of all back end royalties!
Eminem: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bruno Mars: Can’t outsmart Satan himself.
Eminem: Except for the fact that much of my back end royalties are the property of Kim as per our divorce agreement.
Bruno Mars: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dr. Dre pops his head in.
Dr. Dre: Hey guys, can you quiet down? I’m trying to work on Detox.
Eminem: Hahahahahahahaha
Bruno Mars: Hahahahahahahaha
Dr. Dre: Hahahahahahahaha
The End
