Top Five Reasons To Go To AdultCon
AdultCon is a real neat place for us grown-ups to enjoy grown-up things…without the kids! No strollers, no diapers - just wine tastings and con-exclusive, Shortz-edited New York Times crossword puzzles. Adult stuff! Here’s what we have to look forward to at this year’s con:
#5: We’ve all been meaning to finish The Wire, but who has the time? Lucky for us adults looking to make a little small talk at upcoming dinner parties, HBO will be screening the award-winning drama all weekend. And before you ask, it’s okay to rest your eyes for a minute. It’s part of the fun!
#4: All the top Adult Industry celebrities will be signing at the con. Ina Garten will sign one Barefoot Contessa book per person, Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner will sign Season 4 box sets at the AMC booth and as always, Jonathan Franzen will sign ANYTHING - skin included! (And encouraged!)
#3: Don’t march straight to bed once the convention floor closes at 7. Boogie on down to AdultCon’s rocking evening concert series - everyone will be there, from Bennet to Buble, Seger to Steely Dan. And don’t miss Sunday’s blowout extravaganza if you want to see Rod Stewart perform his sleepy take on every single American standard ever written!
#2: 2003’s “Inter-what? Electronic Huh?” panel paved the way for dozens of engaging discussions at AdultCon. As for this year, everyone’s buzzing about the “Dads: Should You Tuck In That T-Shirt?” panel. We don’t know for sure what panelists Phil Mickelson and Bob Vila are going to say, but industry insiders think the tuck-in is cooler than ever and primed for a major comeback.
#1: All the porn stars and sex stuff.
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